Can I get a Spam Filter on My Life?

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Spamfilter (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I must admit that WordPress has the best spamfilter I’ve ever encountered. Those programmers must have been filled to the brim with coffee and donuts on a regular basis to come up with such a sophisticated filter, that actually works.

I’ve experienced 99% success with WordPress finding and flagging all those annoying messages in broken English. (or maybe it’s Yoda-speak?)

Some are complementary: “Fine website. Writing keep more.” “I learning lots, keep work up good.”

Others not so much: “You do better can more Google hits.” “You more research need. Not facts correct. See my website for info.”

It’s nice to be able to “empty spam” and go on with my day.

Now, WordPress, please Spam Filter for my life make?

Get rid of all those drivers cutting to close to my lane while speaking on the cellphone. Stop sending bills for doctors that I have already paid. Stop ridiculous TV shows like “Honey Boo Boo” from airing. Stop customers from calling with stupid questions. Stop my dog from barfing on the carpet. Stop the toilet from overflowing.

You get the idea.

Do that you can?

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4 thoughts on “Can I get a Spam Filter on My Life?

  1. Oh. My. Goodness, so funny and so true!… Spandex on women who should know better… parents who should never have had children… TV talk show hosts who out-shout their guests… I can come up with a lot!

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