I drank too much coffee yesterday, then I laid down for a nap, and wondered why I could not fall asleep. Yes, I’m blonde. Meet Zelda, my cousin’s cat. I don’t really have a nickname for her, now that I think about it. But she is very talented. She climbs onto the counter, up the fridge, … More Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
“Where’s the cat?” my mother wanted to know. “I don’t know,” answered my sister Marge. “It better not be in your room.” “It’s not,” Marge insisted. “Come out here in the hall and talk to me!” My sister ran into the hall. A suspicious bulge on the right leg of her pajamas appeared. “You don’t … More The Cat in the … what…?