I stopped at the gas station on the way home. I pulled up to the pump, and inserted my credit card. No. Your credit card is no good here. What?! I looked at the card and sure enough it was expired. We are in MAY now, not APRIL. I fished through my purse and came … More Thank God my credit card was declined.
Willie used to rob banks. My grandfather used to hide his money for him. One day, my grandfather went shopping. He bought my grandmother a fur coat. He bought a new dining room set and a new living room set. Months later, Willie got out of jail. But when Willie came to pick up his … More Willie was a bank robber