Who’s a doofus?  (Raises hand).  Me. 

Our contractor sanded the kitchen cabinets, and I was supposed to put a coat of primer on them, and then two coats of paint.   After working all Saturday afternoon, in which I also skipped my Writer’s meeting, I finally put the paintbrush down, and put the last cabinet door on the plastic to dry.  … More Who’s a doofus?  (Raises hand).  Me.