This is my kitchen table. Doesn’t that sledgehammer look yummy? How about the mold and mildew remover? Would you like a dust-mask with that?
We are in the process of getting the house ready for sale so it’s kinda crazy around here.
Last week, I went to my Weight Watchers meeting. The Leader asked, “What are some things that prevent you from tracking?” (“Tracking” is Weight Watchers-speak for writing down everything you eat.)
There were a few responses: Laziness, Takes too much time.
I explained, “I can’t find the kitchen table.”
They laughed, but I was telling the truth…..
SueAnn Porter 
OMG! You’re hilarious! And I love the honesty. Btw… I found your blog because I was looking for a recipe in the wp reader and got sidetracked with your funny post 🙂 Good to find another real person here in the blogosphere 😉
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Shellakers, thank you so much for stopping by!! I’m glad you found my blog. I hope you found your recipe. I’m also flattered that you find me hilarious…. Nice to meet you!!! And Congratulations to you, you are my 100th “follower” !
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No WAY!!!!????? 100th follower! That has GOT to be a sign! This is so cool! But yes, you’re hilarious so it’s MY pleasure 😉
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